I’m angry. That’s it. I’m angry and I’m sure I’m angry for some really good reasons but I can’t summon up what they are. I want to smash things and break faces with staplers but I won’t.
I looked up angry in google images and found this:

I’m slightly more angry but not Spanish.
Anger is good…let it out…yes vent your anger!
I like to smash big sticks against trees – guess smashing china or glass against a wall or with a cricket bat would work too if you don’t live in a forest. Take a trip to Oxfam buy some real cheap charity crockery and smash it up!
ENJOY!!!
I believe you’re suffering from what Charlie Brooker termed “nowtrage”:
http://tinyurl.com/nowtrage