Ready for dead
People, I implore you to ditch your Converse. Throw them high into the sky and pray they don’t sully the eyes of others by resting on power lines or trees, defiling the skyline. Pray. Pray that some kind angel lifts them up and disposes of them quickly and silently. Converse are the kicks of the bored, the tired, the not-connected-to-your-feet-and-where-they-might-take-you. They are unthinking, noncommittal, unassuming and ready for dead. Wake up. Embrace life. Give your feet hope. Shit, they’re not even kicks. They’re half way between Clarks and what you granny wore when her arches went. Deliver us all from this pain. Deliver us.
I apologise to the Converse owners – it’s a personal thing. Forgive me.
Have owned a few pairs of Converse in my life – they stink, are uncomfortable and over priced. DEATH to baseball boots (never saw a baseball player wear them, but then I never saw a baseball player except in that “build it and they will come” film with that “Dances with Wolves” bloke).
‘Field of Dreams’ – seminal. James Earl Jones was in it too. Yea, Converse suck asses. Tired, grey, old asses. I hope the sheep are all sheepy and lovely.
Sheep are indeed sheepy, though one went missing/got nicked : (
Plenty of grey old asses near here (of the donkey variety).
Andy should loose the mustache – looks GAY…If you find him gazing into the windows of fancy dress shops at Red Indian outfits and US police uniforms start to worry…Has he started wearing construction worker outfits?…You know hard hat, hi vis vest, that sort of thing?
Aww, I hope the wee sheep is ok. Andy is a little bit gay and that’s why I love him. He dances around every night in a selection of outfits and stares at his moustache for at least three hours but it’s ok because I accept him for who he is.
Young man!
Okayy mega bullshit! First off, these are probably the most beautiful shoes i have ever seen&2nd im guessing most of you people are in your 30-40s. and do some of you like Nike??? well news flash bitchess nike is the owner of Converse brand so suck on that! you have no taste at all..and just because you put one not so hip pic up of a pair of chucks doesnt mean they all are like that..you can make your own at converse.com hmm so is that where your granny bought hers?? they have evolved a lot since what they were. and calling them over priced is just another way of saying your broke! Suck my fat one!
Do you mean, ‘Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood’? So, what you’re saying is:
you are YOUNG
you are RICH
you like CONVERSE
I’m really pleased for you and delighted you like Converse. I do not. The End.
Also, you need to stop pressing the keys so hard otherwise this happenssssssss.
Mmmmmm they still look grim. Bitches.