Christmas came, saw and conquered
Christmas was here and now it’s gone but it left some good shit in its wake, and some stuff I’m still waiting on including my sweeeeeeeeeeet babygrow/onesie amazingness – this may be weird but when I’m all warm and have another set of ears everyone else will be jealous.
We ate rib eye of beef, amazing parsnips, brussels sprouts with chorizo (I tried to eat them), yorkshire puddings, prawns in prosciutto, pate, funny sweets, cheesey cheese and drank Pouilly-Fuissé, Sancerre, Beaujolais, some serious Merlot, and a port which I spilt all over the new sofa. Well done me and thank fuck for Vanish. We did dog walking, injected TV into our eyes but not minds, surfed, considered and slept with good and bad consequences.
I hope everyone had a good Christmas, even the bad people.
Here’s a peek at some of what the Santas dumped under the tree – I am so lucky!
I also bought myself some stuff in the AP sale, some sweet ass Vegas Volt Mac lippy, Tabio tights and a coat with horses. Merry New Year!





You’re a genius with words ‘quizzie!