weequizzie

Why would you buy a pair of shoes and not remove the price sticker from the sole? Why do it? Are you that dumb and mean and slatternly? Do you not care about your shoes? Do you want the world to see you got them in the sale for £45? (You shouldn’t have paid that much.) Do you have problems peeling the label off? I know it’s hard but just do it. Bring the shoes/boots/monstrosities to me and I’ll do it. Spend the time peeling off the label before you walk it so deep into the sole that you’ll never get it off and the label is all mucky and it looks even worse than it did before when you could have taken it off with more ease.

Remove the label. It’s not hard. Don’t be so weak willed and poo-filled that you can’t take the label off. Don’t make me watch you walk ahead with the glare of your half-peeled-off label slicing my eye like a big, old blunt knife that your granny still has in a kitchen drawer for opening letters that you never send her.

REMOVE THE LABEL. Please. I want you to care about the stuff that you can’t see but that other people can.